Ryan

Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.

"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"

Alfie

man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.

"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."