Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

e-anderthal

Someone who is so computer illiterate they are practically a caveman (person).

"Mom, just text me a picture!"
"How do I do that?"
"Nevermind, you're such an e-anderthal"