internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

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skeezin

Making contact with members of the opposite sex in hopes of having sex

"Look at Shaun over there skeezin on that ho at the bar."

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g. logan

Straight up 1337 muthaa! He also has the power of the beaver, not pussy, but beaver. Oh, and he is probably going to be mad when he sees this. THUNDERCATS HO!

the one in my pants!

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zoobarf

syn. A zekial.

It's pretty obvious.

"Last night I saw a zoobarf."
"What?"
"You know, a zekial."
"Ohh.."

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sillin

money for the spendin

I got money for the spendin

baint

Baint refers to the the distance between a girl's tits. It is an abbreviation of boob taint, which comes from the English, taint, which refers to the space between the nuts and the asshole, and boob, which refers to a boob. The word is thought to have originated in the early 2000's near Hartsville, SC.

Salma Hayek has the world's perfect baint.

Jeez, Yolanda, could you have any more baint?

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c-nug

1. Abbreviation of cunt nugget, what you call someone acting like a douche.

2. Abbreviation for Chicken Nuggets.

"Dude, Lloyd is such a c-nug"

Let's go to McD's and get an order of c-nugs.

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