Small town in Northeastern Connecticut with one regular traffic light, about 15 minutes from Uconn. There are three types of people that live in Ashford: Those who live next to a lake, farmers, or squirrel eaters.
Guy one: "Where is everyone?"
Guy two: "Yea, the only person I've seen in this town was that guy eating a squirrel."
Guy Three: "We must be in Ashford."
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