Xbooze

Step 1) Acquire XboX
Step 2) Strip the XboX leaving only the outer casing
Step 3) Mix drink in XboX casing
Step 4) Pour and serve

Guy 1: Instead of an Xbox, I demand to get free booze.
Guy 2: Or xbooze?
Guy 1: I don't think you can make Xbox into a drink....

OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!

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jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

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