slipknot

a band that supposedly plays "music" when all they fucking do its play some shitty guitar lines and scream into micro phones,here scream into this taperecorder and send it do arista records you can get a record deal

tom:what the fuck is that on your brothers cd player?
bob:i think its a message from the devil.
bob:Oh wait its just his new slipknot cd

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scroggin

What drunk motherfuckers call sexual intercourse, making out or "scrumping"

holy shit jon and ashley are scroggin in the woods, i think i need another beer

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