dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

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