fuckerburg

That fish-eyed, android-looking, weak-jawed, frog-necked cunt who sells your private info to third part companies and has a fetish for decapitation videos. Probably enjoys young Thai boys too, I don't fuckin have all the answers.

"Doc, what's wrong with my eyes?"

"I'm sorry Mr. Fuckerburg, you've contracted prickgitis"

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Vallied

Fucked up on Valium, stumbling around the place, forgetting things and generally having a good time. Unless you take too many, blackout and wake-up in a police station for having cannonballed through a TV store window just for shits and giggles. But not like you remembered that. You will remember the laceration from having committed some a bartard move, though.

Fuck me look how godfuckingdamn vallied Joe is over there... did he just dip his nutsack into my fucking hot beverage?!