Jeremyism

a disorder characterized by a strong compulsion to display one's genitals to an unsuspecting stranger.

Police Officer: And how would you describe this man's penis?

Victim: Large, like... like the boughs of an oak tree.

Police Officer: Ma'am, the man you described has a condition known as Jeremyism which causes his unexplainable behavior. We're doing everything we can to bring this man into custody.

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