Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

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Whure

"Whure" refers to any woman who acts like a whore, but doesn't put out like one

Friend #1: Hey what happened with the girls last night bro?

Friend #2: Bunch of horseshit man. They're all over you for one minute and then they disappear. Next thing you know, you turn around and they're in your face like they want you.

Friend #1: So what happened?

Friend #2: Nothing! Just the same ol' whures

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