Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

Tunisian Salad Tossing

The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.

Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."

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Cleat Torture

Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.

Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."

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Persimmon Tang

Used to describe an extra spicy roast. Usually the insult causes the victim to be so angry they turn a shade of persimmon.

Requanda: "Did you hear what a Deshawn said about LeSandra?"

Requeel: "Oh snap I did it was a fire persimmon tang!"

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