diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

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kanye west

One of the most innovative rappers in the game today. His songs are so cool and so deep, this nigga is THE MAN.

He's gonna be one of the greatest rappers of all time, if not THE best.

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Joe Biden

Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.

Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."

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A380

Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.

The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.

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iBrick

Large, bulky, ungainly MP3 players that are considered obsolete to the iPod, but really aren't, because they usually have mose space, better features, and are cheaper.

The Nomad Jukebox and Dell Jukebox are considered iBricks because of their sizes, but they're the best MP3 players out right now

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Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).

1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!

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mcenroe

A show that no one watches.

The only one i expect to read this definition is mcenroe himself. otherwise, i feel very sorry for u.

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