empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

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steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

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stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

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grilled cheese virgin mary

Britney Spears' nickname in high school.

Or so says Joel McHale.

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The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

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republican

The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.

George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??

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Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the late greats of hip-hop and the most vivid and memorable member of the Wu Tang Clan.

Rest in perfect peace, Ol' Dirty.

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