Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

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Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

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diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

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kanye west

One of the most innovative rappers in the game today. His songs are so cool and so deep, this nigga is THE MAN.

He's gonna be one of the greatest rappers of all time, if not THE best.

33👍 81👎

Joe Biden

Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.

Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."

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A380

Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.

The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.

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War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

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