jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

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mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

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karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

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Jewish Princess

n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty

Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!

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Skater

A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.

"Man i wish i could hang out at grocery stores and smoke pot and skate like them"

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Reds

Street-name for secanol--a barbituate/downer. Secanols are called reds because 1) it's easier to say than secanol when you're jaw is too numb to work and 2) the pills are lipstick-red.

We should all take a lesson from Jimi Hendrix--Never mix reds with whiskey and then choke on your own vomit.

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Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

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