Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

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Grand Rapids White Sauce

What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.

Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.

Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!

Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......

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Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

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grand rapids blow job

Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.

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