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Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.
You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.
A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.
A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.
When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.
Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?
To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.
Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.
An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.
Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.
A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.
We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.