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A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".
After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.
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A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.
Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.
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The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.
Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".
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When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
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A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.
Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?
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My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.
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A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.
The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.
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