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hippie

Someone who expects something for nothing.

Many hippies come from upper class families and mooch off their parents all the way through grad school. They then become teachers or full tenured professors. Thus they never have worked a day in their lives.

by bill the cat September 10, 2008

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Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by bill the cat May 13, 2008

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rottenführer

In the German Nazi SS a Rottenführer was a low ranking corporal. It also translates from German to mean "foreman". In general a rottenführer is a low-ranking bully who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The rottenführer clerk at the DMV made me wait in line for hours.

by bill the cat April 30, 2008

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Irish beauty

A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.

Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.

by bill the cat May 9, 2008

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foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by bill the cat April 30, 2008

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ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by bill the cat May 6, 2008

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swedish exit

To run away from battle.

When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.

by bill the cat April 30, 2008

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