Hosacea

Noun

1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.

2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.

Q: "Did y'all see that ho with the busted grill?"

A: "Yeah, that trick had hosacea."

Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

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fragglepuss

Noun

1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.

"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."

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shitty shitty bang bang

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.

"There are no winners or losers when playing shitty shitty bang bang, because the last man standing has to clean up."

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erkel jerk

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.

Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."

Vicks Bomb

Noun

1. An insane variation of the average marijuana joint which involves rolling a normal joint, lacing it with vicks vapor rub and placing several match heads spaced incrementally inside. When one of the match heads ignites, or "bombs", the joint cannot be smoked due to the harmful effect of directly inhaling the sulfuric toxins produced by the match head. Instead, the smoker must instead wait for the bomb to completely subside before resuming smoking of the joint. The chemical reaction between the vicks vapor rub and match heads is supposed to alter or enhance the desired effects of the cannabis.

"Ever smoke a science project? Here, try a hit of this vicks bomb."

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Backjacking

Verb

1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.

"I brought some fat broad home from the bar last night. I couldn't find her vagina, so we started backjacking instead."

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