Cocky Dennis

A penis that is so hideously deformed or misshapen, that it can only be taken out in the presence of blind chicks.

A hammerheaded penis would put you into the Cocky Dennis category.

Stashfro

Verb - Stashfro(ed) Stashfro(ing)

1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.

Noun

1. A stash spot in an afro.

OG: "Whenerr I push crack rock on the corner, I like to have my lil retarded nephew Tyrone wit me."

Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"

OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."

Lagoontang

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.

"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"

wookie nookie

Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.

"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."

herniacules

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.

A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.

Gonadvertise

Verb - Gonadvertis(ed) Gonadvertis(ing)

1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.

"I was at the beach all day trying to gonadvertise, but no bites."

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."