Vagiloquist

Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.

Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."

reenblackment

Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.

"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."

Peeping Thrombosis

Noun

1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.

"A peeping thrombosis sometimes occurs when spying on the girls at summer camp."

Lesbox

Noun

1. A lesbian, usually of the caucasion persuasion, whom portrays herself as a wigger/B-Boy and through assimilation, has learned to beat box.

2. A Lesbo that beatboxes.

I ran up on the stage, grabbed the mic, looked over at the female DJ who resembled a man and said "Yo Lesbox, drop dat beat!"

NES blowjob

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little

The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.

macgyverwipe

Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)

1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.

"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."

Broke Dick Dog

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.

Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."

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