Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.

"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."

Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.

"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."

humdinger

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.

The giver of a humdinger is useful in more ways than one to the receiver.

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Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.

"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."

Restoriface

Noun

1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.

2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.

"Doctors had to remove 10 square inches of vaginal wall tissue during her last restoriface."

twipe

Noun

1. A variation of a "twerp", it's a way to call someone a twerp and a buttwipe all in one short syllable. The word "twipe" is actually a contraction of the words butt + wipe and is sometimes written as 'twipe.

"Did you see the way I just cut in front of that twipe in the bathroom line?"

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