Whiskey Priest

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

mase

a comically obese person unusually resembling a pig and who also emits a bacon-like odor

Did you hear that Mase 'oink' at me?

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Pamela Voorhees

Serial killer and mother of Jason Voorhees who failed to actually kill Kevin Bacon before he made the movie Footloose

I really wish Pamela Voorhees didn't give birth to Billy Zane's child, Jason.

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