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Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender
normally between the ages of 25 and 48.
"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."
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Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it
My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasnât able to delete the suicide sext I sent her
You and your friends pick your noses and whoever pulls out the smallest booger has to eat thereâs and all the other boogers
Gold digging is my favorite activity. One time I played with Bob Ross and I hate to eat a booger bigger than his sexy fro
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when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below
Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game
a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted âscrew-you driverâ at the top of my lungs .