the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt
"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"
"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."
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(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip.
"That chick didn't just get gaped, I made that ass bloom!"
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another term for what a persons anus looks like.
"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"
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A phrase used to describe someone that is extremely attractive and/or pleasing to the eye.
"Hey man check out that girl in the Steppenwolf panties. She's ΓΒber-hawt!"
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also seen as man-thermos, it is another name for the penis.
"hey Joe, how was that date with Suzy last night?"
"man we went back to her place and she emptied my man thermos!"
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When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.
"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"
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