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To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.
A person who has love/hate relationship with America, for its own good.
A patriotic, hater.
Look out, every election season Tim turns all hatetriot, and starts talking about what it'd be like if he were president.
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Larry was broke and hungover, the sun was killing him and he was late to work. He counted his change for a gatorade and some broakleys.
The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.
"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.