Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).
Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.
This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
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In programming, a boomer loop (sometimes erroneously referred to as a "for loop") would look something like this:
public class urbanDictDef {
public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {
for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}
}
}
intern: *stops drooling on himself* "hey Bill, how can I iterate through this array?"
bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."
A theoretical room or literal pod where a member of an enslaved population would reside to recoup after fulfilling their daily forced labor quotas. These space-efficient pods would presumably be equipped with the minimum amount of enrichment necessary to keep morale and mental health crises to a manageable threshold.
Another attribution to the coinage of this term likely has to do with the fact that insect protein is magnitudes more resource-efficient to produce than conventional plant or animal protein sources. So, to drastically cut down food production costs, it is strongly implicated that insect protein would become the world's default protein source. Major food production giants, such as Tyson, have already begun exploring different implementations of mass produced insect protein for human consumption, through the cultivation of black soldier fly larva, for one example.
Male Slave #2680357287: "Hey G-55-906B, did you hear that G-56-908A was dragged out of his bugpod to the recycling center to become nutrient paste? I hope I have enough carbon credits to make it to my 45th birthday."
Male Slave #2680357633: "Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot! This assembly line is rigged with labor enforcement listening devices for miles!"
A variation of the term "retard".
It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.
Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part inârepetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
"Your definition makes me uncomfortable! Take this downvote, asshole!"
"Ahh, a turboretard."