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This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.
The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.
When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.
Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.