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cold-capped

The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.

*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*

Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!

Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.

Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.

by birdmilk July 26, 2012

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Abby

They have big dick energy, even though they may be assigned female at birth. Usually cracks up at tiny things, or remembers small details that are often found as stupid or weird. They may pour all of the love they have into one person, even if they may not do it back. Abby’s know when they are being mistreated or lied to. They’re a great friend to have but they will accept it if someone decides to leave no matter how it will hurt Abby. They joke around one minute but could be extremely stern the other. Or in short terms, they’re pretty cool.

“I wish I was like Abby”

“They’re not just weird or just cool, they’re Abby”

by birdmilk July 27, 2022