Word

Word (noun) Wer-d - 1. What you have been reading this entire time. Words are what make up sentences and define how intelligent somebody is. The bigger the words you use, the more intelligent you are. Don't worry about knowing what the words actually mean, chances are nobody else knows either, so everyone will think you're the smartest person in the room and listen to everything you say.

"I used a big word, so I'm the smartest."