Not Mad

She is definitely mad. Apologize as much as you can and try and figure out what you did so you can NEVER EVER DO IT AGAIN.

guy 1: hey babe you alr?
girl 1: yeah
guy 1: u sure?
girl 1: yea not mad

(this was based on an actual conversation)

Kimberly

The sexiest girl you will ever meet. Has the best ass you will ever touch and the best tits you'll ever see. When you have sex with Kimberly you won't ever regret it.

Person 1: Did you see that Kimberly walking down the street?
Person 2: Oh fuck yeah, her tits and ass are fucking awesome.