Joilet

A poisonous toilet just like the city of Joliet, the prison and ghetto.

I went to the Joilet and I died!

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

Minooka

A fucking ghost town with so much ghetto that only natives and cavemen would appreciate.

I need to be spared from Minooka!

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Shorewood

Fuck this town.
Not only is it so small but it comes with a bunch of jackasses waiting to smell you for sex inspection.

I got a GF from Shorewood!

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

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Karenist

A woman who murders the manager because they regret being an innocent citizen and they believe managers are racist.

A Karenist is convicted to one second in prison.
YAY!!!!! WE ALL HAPPY!

Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.

I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.

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