Swine Line

A tan line you get from goin to Mexico for the summer, but get forced to wear a surgical mask due to Swine flu. You then end up with a surgical mask tan line around your mouth.

Barney: Dude, check out that hottie. She's really tan!

*girl turns around exposing a giant white square tan line around her mouth*

Barney: Holy shit... Is that a swine line?

*pukes on friends shoes*

Josh: DUDE!?

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Jackie Brown

1. A great movie directed by Quentin Tarantino.

2. When a guy takes a shit in a condom and beats you with it.

Jackie Brown: " Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!"

or

Jem: Hey Barbie! So how was your anniversary date with Ken?

Barbie: Not so good....

Jem: What happened!?

Barbie: Well things got a little out of hand, and he ended up.....he ended up giving me a Jackie Brown...

Jem: THIS IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

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