Axis Party

A party were coincidentally or intentionally all guests are coming from countries that were members of the axis powers in World War II, i.e. Germany, Japan, Italy, Romania, Austria, Bulgaria, Hungaria, etc.

Hey guys did you notice: I'm german, you are italian and you are japanese. We're totally having an axis party tonight!

I went to this club in Rome but they wouldn't let me in - it was axis party so no americans allowed.

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pissmarck

Same as the Bismarck only with some golden shower added.

Dude, I gave him the pissmarck right in his cheese-eating surrender monkey face like it was 1871.

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Napalm Girl

A very hot girl.

Wow, look at her! She's a real napalm girl!

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K.I.T.T.L.E.R.

In the austrian dubbing of Knight Rider David Hasselhoff's car is named K.I.T.T.L.E.R.

Michael: Keep your scanners peeled.
K.I.T.T.L.E.R.: Right away Michael.

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1000 years win

Nazi equivalent of an epic win.

I totally pwned you at Allied General pbem tonight. It was a 1000 years win!

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