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Casey

Caseys usually have a split personality:

sweet Casey will be a gentleman and open the door for you, lend you their place to sit, compliment you and laugh with this fucking sexy sound and smile showing his teeth, making his jawline look sharper than it already is

shy Casey will ask polite questions to try and get to know you and sometimes feel intimidated when he has a conversation all alone with you, you can tell because he keeps avoiding mutual eye contact and coughing on purpose

friendly Casey will crack some jokes and try to make you smile while he acts like he actually cares about you, but he’s actually bored

annoying Casey will mention sex related words in childish jokes 24/7 and then laugh like if he had smoked a ton of weed already and dab

fuckboy Casey will act like a bitch, ask for something, not get what he wants and then ignore you

then it’s your turn to take action and say: boy bye, if they say karma is a bitch, then guess who is gonna be like karma now 😈

*goes to the bathroom*
*no paper left*
*shouts*
“COULD SOMEONE HAND ME MORE PAPER TO CLEAN MY CASEY?”

by bitchthefuck December 29, 2017