PARKIE

in one word: totalstuckuploserthatneedstogodie

Bob: man, I called janet a totalstuckuploserthatneedstogodie and she broke down in tears!

Bob2: dude, why didnt you just call her a parkie?

Bob: god damn it! i forget to say that every time!

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smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

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highland park

1. The root of all evils
2. The birthplace of parkies
3. The place I'm gonna totally abondon when i hit college

Person from Illinois: Hey, where you going for spring break?

Person from California: Ugh, Highland Park..in Texas

Person from Illinois: HA! That sucks for you! Your totally screwed! Who are you going to go see?

Person from California: I don't know, some freaking parkie fags.

Person from Illinois: HA HA HA! Have fun....

Person from California: Shut up! Its bad already without you commenting on this-

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