ben

legit the most common name ever to exist and if your parents decide to name you this basic ass white name then they probably never thought you had the potential to go to college god forbid graduate high school at all and they probably never gave a shit. any cock juggling thunder cunts with this name are probably whores who have five chats open at any given moment talking to dudes they met under suspicious circumstances. avoid at all costs because they probably have never been in a relationship for more than two weeks. also fucks dogs.

"yo momma, who is ben fucking so loud up there and why tf does the dog have gonorrhea again?"
momma: "god damn it ben"

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ben

a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared tea snob.

"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"

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