Umber

One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.

"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!"
"Oh, that's just an umber!"

"Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool"

"Why are you apologizing though?"
"Because I'm an umber"

"Hey my name is Eric"
"My name is Umber, lets be friends!"
Two days later.....
"I love you."

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