onion

BRISBANE ONION TUTORIAL.

Onion: a girl who will let you put anything anywhere for any amount of drugs, usually a wash will do.

SWEET ONION- An onion who thinks shes a princess and believes that anyone actually cares. (Aka in denial onion)

CRUSHED ONION- Just dont go there.. its smashed.

RED ONION-
Brissie top shelf onion. Knows her shit. You start crying before you even start to peel back the layers. Usually go by the name of disgrace....
"God that disgrace is no ordinary onion, shes got layers"

PICKLED ONION- An onion that got more than a wash bag. *beware* these onions are smarter than they look... cause someone gave in.

Man 1: I love onions

Man 2: which kind do you prefer
Man 1: the cheapest kind

Man 1: that disgrace is so much more than just one single onion"
Man 2: "yeah shes a whole sack"

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