A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.
Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.
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When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.
Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.
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When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.
Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.
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