hash brownies

Scottish Folklore:-

A species of little people related to pot pixies who steal your stash when you ain't looking.

I'm sure I had a half ounce around here, I reckon the Hash Brownies have had it away.

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coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

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mutu

A form of shamanism, heralds from africa where mutu men are often employed by soccar clubs in the way European and American sporting teams often employ chaplins.

(Most African teams employ chaplins as well as mutu men)

Ghana lost their last game. They put the defeat down to bad mutu.

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la la

1) somebody who's away with the fairies, not on planet earth, etc

2) The Third Teletubby

My girlfreind can be a bit of a la la

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g-man

1) UK crime slang - The geezer with the shooter. ie gun man

2) Musical slang - A guitarist eg Carlos Santana.

Harry was the g-man on our last blag

Hey Steve how the new g-man sounding?

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rim shot

A musical term. A stroke in drumming where the stick is whipped down hard on the rim of the snare drum to give a resounding smack.

Man have you heard Cozy Powell play. Nobody can do a rim shot like him.

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silver ring thing

A strange American form of contraception

She knew she wouldn't get pregnant with the silver ring thing.

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