herbal investment

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.

I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.

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budgie

1) A small bird, native of Australia, a relative to the parrots. Popular as a cage and aivry bird. can be taught to mimic human speach

2) A Welsh rock band from th Mountain Ash area of Mid Glamorgan. Still going after 30 years and 19 albums

3) A UK TV drama series of the 1970's staring the late Adam Faith.

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My Budgie like to listern to budgie and watch budgie at the same time.

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Fat Slags

A cartoon strip in Viz comics conserning the adventures of Sharon and Tracy the archetypical townie girls

The falt slags come from Fulchester.

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Hollywood History

A bias slant on historical facts cooked up by american film makers in an attempt to rewrite history with a pro US slant.

The Longest day, Mephis Bell, Battle of the Bulge, U-541, A Bridge Too Far, Return To The River Kiwi, (the list is endless)

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five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

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Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.

"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"

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dap

Uk slang, northern. A soft topped sports shoe. A plimsol. Also called gallosher, pump or loppie in other parts of the UK

Eee, gotta go doon shop and buy some dap's furt lad t' go t'school with.

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