rim shot

A musical term. A stroke in drumming where the stick is whipped down hard on the rim of the snare drum to give a resounding smack.

Man have you heard Cozy Powell play. Nobody can do a rim shot like him.

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hash brownies

Scottish Folklore:-

A species of little people related to pot pixies who steal your stash when you ain't looking.

I'm sure I had a half ounce around here, I reckon the Hash Brownies have had it away.

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coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

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rugby league

A faster, more exciting and more acessable code of rugby. Very popular in the North of England and Australia.

Wigan Warriors are a rugby league club

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dead head

1) A fan of the 60's hippy rock outfit The Grateful Dead.
2) To remove the dead seed pod from a plant as part of a pruning reigime. (normally applaied to roses)
3) To give oral sex to a corpse

The dead head was doing a spot of dead heading in his garden.

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silver ring thing

A strange American form of contraception

She knew she wouldn't get pregnant with the silver ring thing.

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charlies

UK slang
1) Womens Breasts
2) {new usage} Bushy eyebrows. Named after the bushy eyebrows worn by Charlie in the UK pop band Busted.

Have you met ----? Shes got both types of charlies!!!

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