kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

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hicky

A form of love bite. A bruise raised on the body of a sexual partner by very hard kissing / biting / sucking.
Normally found on the necks of adolescent girls.

You've got a hicky on your neck, who you been with you little tart

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char

English slang.
1) A cleaning woman, normally a part time empolyee working for pin money.

2) One of the many English terms for tea. (Origin obscure)

Thirsty, I'll get the char to make us a nice cuppa.

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cider

An alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the West of England

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider

You aint lived until you've got ratted on cider.

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kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

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syd barrett

To loose the plot when under the influence of class A drugs. To become an 'acid casulty'. Term dervives from the the name of the original Pink Floyd front man who trgically dropped one tab to many.

'Yeah it was a shame about Big Jon, he did a syd barret two years ago and ended up in the loony bin.'

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calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

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