spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

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birder

A species of bird watcher. Not as fanatical as a twitcher. A bird will find hours of entertainment sitting by a window or in his car watching the behaviour and interaction of various species of birds.

My father was a birder, he would sit for hours staring onto the garden watching the flocks of chaffinches that thronged to his feeding table.

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scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

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Harry Potter

UK drug slang- Weed dealer. Sometimes contracted to Harry

Damn I've run out of stash, I'd better pop out and find a Harry.

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Tate

An art gallery in London, now in two parts The Tate on the Embankment and The Tate Modern in a converted power station at Bankside.

I'm going down the Tate to soak up some culture.

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tribute band

A sad waste of space 'musical' combo who so despirately want to be like their musical heros they try to impersonate them and ended up being paid far more than their worth for doing it. The up shot is that in many cities bands and artists who play their own material are excluded from playing the better venues in the area because all the slots are filled by these third rate karioke clones.

"Sorry lads it's tribute bands only on the weekend" (A phrase often heard by original material musicians.)

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Islamophobia

An irrational fear of the Islamic faith. Anything which promotes fear or hatred of Muslims, their culture and traditions

The war on terror is Islamophobia taken to the n'th degree.

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