stoner

A canabis user. One who uses the herb to make life a tad less oppressive

Nothing rattles him, his a stoner.

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M4

The main west bound road out of London England. It connects the capital with Bristol and the Welsh Cities of Newport, Cardiff and Swansea. Renowned for it's traffic congestion. Particulary around Bristol where it intesects the M5

...and again traffic is moving slowly on the M4, drivers are advised to seek an alternative route.

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Democracy

A failing system of government, which like communism works in principle but fails in practice.
ALL democracies end up serving the needs of rich interest groups and detach themselves from the populous. which inturn results in the majority of the people being governed by a minority.

The current UK and US governments are both cases where a minority vote has put a leader into power against the wishes of the majority.

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McMannaman

To have a nightmare day. The sort of day where everything you do turns to shit. To deliver a performance so below par it haunts you for the rest of your life. Term derives from Steve McMannaman, the former England midfielder and his last England game.

And Heskey's fallen over, he's having a real McMannaman out there today.

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Stephen Hawkins

A genius, the best in his or her field.

Named after the famous wheelchair bound scientist.

David knew his research into the anatomy of atomic structure would make him a real Stephan Hawkins

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First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

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Cowboy

UK slang

A tradesperson, normally a builder, plumber, roofer etc who performs shoddy work at an inflated price.

I paid some cowboy to fix the leak, he charged me 300 quid and I've still got 6 inches of water in my kitchen.

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