incest

The way the British royal family keeps itself German.

It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.

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Lynyrd Skynyrd

A southern US rock band, famed for the track 'Freebird', but show a depth and insight that is sadly overlooked by many

see also Lynyrd Skynyrd Hat

The Ballad of Curtis Lowe is a classic example of Skynyrd at their best.

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tank

An armoured fighting vehicle designed as a weapon of battlefield superiority, now used as a method of repressing civilians.

Tienaman Square, The West Bank, Gazza Strip, Iraq, Afghanistan......

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M25

The London Orbital Motorway, 10 lanes wide (in places), about 100 miles in circumference and with traffic moving at about 15 mph. Also used as the term to define the limits of the area covered by Greater London

The M25 always tops poles for the worst road in the UK.

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Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

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Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.

Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

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moo

UK slang - London

A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife. Used in conjunction with words like daft, stupid, silly etc. Popularised by the Alf Garnet characture in the sitcom 'Til Death Do Us Part'

"You silly moo"

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