A66

1) A cross country road in the UK running from Workington on the West coast to Middlesbourgh on the East. Because it changes from open highway to narrow mountain roads to dual carridgeway several times along it's lenght it is used by bikers in the north of England to give their mounts a really good work out.

2) A track by the rock band Metal Aardvaark inspired by the above.

"Rolling on through Penrith speeding on the Keswick, by pass Cockermouth and we are almost there; Get your Kicks on the A 66"

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hash brownies

Scottish Folklore:-

A species of little people related to pot pixies who steal your stash when you ain't looking.

I'm sure I had a half ounce around here, I reckon the Hash Brownies have had it away.

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coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

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rugby league

A faster, more exciting and more acessable code of rugby. Very popular in the North of England and Australia.

Wigan Warriors are a rugby league club

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dead head

1) A fan of the 60's hippy rock outfit The Grateful Dead.
2) To remove the dead seed pod from a plant as part of a pruning reigime. (normally applaied to roses)
3) To give oral sex to a corpse

The dead head was doing a spot of dead heading in his garden.

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buddy fuck

To have sex with a friend for comfort or sexual gratification rather than for romantic love.

We were soaked when we got home. we took off our clothes to dry them out and ended up having a buddy fuck.

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McDadeism

UK term.
To remove an areas trees and public gardens to replace them with roads and carparks. Term comes from the name of a notoriously inept town planner from Bristol.

"The Barton Hill masterplan is an example of McDadeism at it's very worst." (Bristol Evening Post, Feb 2004)

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