Xbox

A good code word for weed.
Playing Xbox=smoking weed.
(Live) Subscription= the weed that's bought and/or used
Xbox Controller= Any instrument of your choice to smoke the weed.

GameStop= your dealer, or anywhere you can purchase any "Controllers"

-Any other related Xbox material could be used as a code word of your choice too! Be Creative!

Mom- What are you boys doing?
Little Jimmy- oh, just gonna play some Xbox up in the attic. But i need to get a live subscription first at GameStop. We just Can't wait to break in our new controllers too!
Mom-Oh, you boys have fun Me and Daddy will be in the basement playing Dreamcast!

Little Jimmy-Umm....

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Ph.D

A Player-Hating degree.

made famous by the ghetto fabulous espn analyst, Stuart Scott.

-Denzel: Look at this buster ass fool... fuck he starin' at?
-Big Desmond:Nigga's gotta ph.D
-Denzel:Hell naw, that nigga dumb as shit.
-Big Desmond: Yeah mayne, a player-hating degree!

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Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

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Sean Avery-Screen

The act of waving your hands/stick/body around like a Goon in front of The Opposing Goaltender until They get really, really, really Frustrated and distracted by your incredible ability to be an asshole.

-Works in any team sporting event. results may vary, including getting the shit beat out of you.

Well, I have absolutely no offensive talent in hockey, So, being the meathead that I am, i'm just going to do a Sean Avery-Screen, and flail my stick and body in front of this Asshole until he gives up.

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